Mum why didn’t you sign me up for football club? My five year old asked.
Football club? But you don’t like football do you?
No but my brother said there is girls football
Yes there is but it’s still football
No it’s girls football
Yes but they play football!
Yes darling but it’s the same football only it’s girls playing it.
What the football is the same?
Oh I don’t want to go then, I thought it would be girly.