It was a nice day and my dear husband had promised to take our two youngest out for some fresh air. He was having a lie down and trying his best to delay the outing but finally had to give in and get up. The children were waiting impatiently by the door;
4year old – Daddy! We are just going to wait for you outside.
Daddy – No you are not! Wait till I’m ready then we can go together.
4year old – But mum always lets us wait outside!
Daddy – I am not your mother. Do I look like your mother?
4year old – No! You are not like my mummy. You are bald!!!
Hmmm. She’s right but I don’t think that is quite where he was going!
100% human. Likely to answer questions honestly. Watch what you ask!
p.s I don’t actually let them wait outside!